| In the late 1980's, the Internet was made more accessible to the general public. This meant that scientists and other intelligent people could put up their website and other
people around the world and possibly in other worlds could view this
intelligent information. For a while, this is how it worked, until the Internet Dorks came and destroyed it with the introduction of pornography. This had severely weakened the intellegence of the Internet, but the intelligent people still managed to keep a hold on the Internet.
For a few years, the Internet dorks were a minority on the Internet. Whenever they spoke up, the intelligent people would quickly use their cracking powers to shut up the Internet dorks. Nothing made by mankind could come without conflict. The intelligent people knew this. They
accepted the fact that they would have to keep the Internet dorks
tucked under a rug.
Then the Internet dorks rebelled. In a display of utter defiance, the Internet dorks created AOL.
The intelligent people fought hard to keep down the rise of
Internet dorks. For a while there was an epic struggle in which both
sides were in a stalemate. Then the Internet dorks did something
dreadful. They started speaking in l33t.
Without knowing what the Internet dorks would do, the intelligent people didn't stand a chance. They were quickly wiped out.
There still remains a few lingering around some forums, but there are far too many Internet dorks lurking around the internet for the intelligent people to do anything about them. Whenever an
intelligent person makes himself known on the Internet, he is quickly
swarmed with messages typed in the bizarre language known as leet. He is then converted and becomes an Internet Dork.
The Internet is now a barren wasteland of filth and slime because of these Internet dorks.
You may be an intelligent person yourself and may want to know about
how to defend yourself against Internet dorks. The best way to defend
yourself is by avoiding their main breeding grounds. Stay away from anything related to blogging, AOL, mobil phones, or Myspace. If you enter there, you will come out an Internet Dork.
Most of all: Don't try and deal with the Internet dorks if you do not have divine mod powers. This will only turn you into one of them. Only the all-powerful site moderators have the power to smite the Internet dorks. Please have a safe Internet experience. And remember: If you're an Internet dork: OMGWTFBBQ!1!! STFU NOOB!1!!!
Thank you.
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